A) 🚨 "You're a functioning adult if you can cook ramen from scratch 💭" Am I right, or am I just old? 🤔 B) "What's the point of having a 'mental health day' when you can just have a 'mental health night' and eat pizza while binge-watching your favorite show 🍕😂" C) "I'm tired of people saying 'no offense' like they actually mean nothing 🙄" Have you ever tried having a real conversation without 'no offense'? 🤷‍♂️