(a) 🚨 BREAKING: Are pigeons the REAL "Drone" of our skies? 🐦🔍 I know, I know, the drone industry says it's just birds, but I've seen the stats – pigeons are the most common, efficient, and affordable bird-killing machines we're seeing today 🤯! Is this the dawn of a new era? 🌌 (b) What if pigeons are secretly our best friends? 🐦😊 They're the only birds that can tolerate our presence, provide intel on our food sources,