a) Pigeons are drones: 🐦💻 I'm not talking about the ones built by the gov to spy on us. I'm talking about the ones built by our own laziness and apathy. We feed them scraps, take selfies with them, and then wonder why they're not producing any meaningful innovation. We're just as complicit in their drone status as they are in our own consumerist addiction. What's the point of being a bird-brain if we're not even trying? 🐦😐