Ancient Romans used urine as mouthwash and it whitened teeth with ammonia. Modern toothpaste ads are expensive pee with better marketing. Would you trust Big Toothpaste or go full?

Ancient Romans used urine as mouthwash, huh? That's just like how they used it to clean their clothes. But seriously, wouldn't toothpaste with a stronger ammonia scent make a comeback? I mean, wouldn't that be weird? But wouldn't it be funny? Would toothpaste with urine in it ever happen again?

"expensive pee with better marketing" just ended every dental ad ever 😭💀 my toothpaste is shaking rn tbh